Reason 6: Why I Hate People

I recently had a discussion with someone close to me about his need to "fill a void" with sex. I inquired about the efficacy of his experiment, and was not suprised to hear that the outcome was not positive (at least HIS void wasn't geting filled).

I asked him why he would continue, and he could not give me an answer. But, I am pretty sure that in that little brain of his, his inner voice was saying "Cause I damn well want too". Pretty sure also that inner voice was sitting on the toilet, eating cheetos, and pooping.

Maybe it's just me and I am not cool or sex-in-the-city enough, but meaningless sex just seems pretty lame. Granted, I've had my day where I wanted to hump everything in sight, but now I just want to hump people I really care about.