Reason 12: Why I Hate People

An actual conversation Saturday night, almost verbatim, between myself and a guy I'd known for less than 24 hours. I hope he wasnt serious, cause I couldn't quit laughing! I mean seriously! THE sex!

Reason 11: Why I Hate People

This is actually an old joke between me and a friend. I've never actually eaten a twinkie. But, if there were a snack cake on the bed, I'd probably get in it!